"Don't be like that." He pats Alistair's cheek, pocketing the salve once again. "Come. We shall find you a nice, sarcastic Fereldan to bed. Perhaps if you try your luck with a woman your boyish charm will prevent any potential 'your highnessing', yes?"

Clearly all Alistair needs is a proper tumble with someone that will smile at him in the morning and make fun of his hair.

"When you swing and miss, all there is to do is try again."