"Wrong place, wrong time. There is an explosion I do not quite remember and then? I am in chains and accused of causing said explosion." So- honestly? The usual. He motions for Alistair to join him at the table, a half decent bottle of wine waiting for them and scullery maid on the way to the kitchens for something more substantial to eat.

"More than that is terribly dull, to be honest. What of you?"