But- [ Who will cover his flank? Who will remind him to polish the joints of his armor so it will not rust, will remind him to actually get some sleep, will wake him when the nights are their darkest? ] What route are you taking? I can meet you on the road.
Zev. Even if I could sell that to the others, I couldn't--if something happened to him--I can't do that right now. They have a team. Everyone is going for their own reasons.
I promise I'll come back with all four limbs. [ A beat. ] And both eyes, as fun as it might be to match.
/chains you to a stake in the yard
[ No he can't- but he'd try. ]
cruelty to mjs
/with food, shade, and water gosh i'm not evil. mostly.
mostly.
mostly.
mostly.
Sorry. [ Kind of. ] It's barely been two weeks, Zevran. You can't be ready yet. No one could.
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You do not mind your flank, Alistair. These are not darkspawn you face.
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[ He's proooobably not still so upset about them killing his father as to let Alistair die. ]
You know I'd usually have you along in a heartbeat, Zev. I wouldn't even ask permission. Just—not this time.
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[ Because he'll be, you know. Dead. ]
Have a little faith, Zevran. You realize a lot of Wardens are afraid of me. The ones who don't know me and have never seen me fight, maybe, but...
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[ The oldest, the most experienced of his little crowlings. ]
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I promise I'll come back with all four limbs. [ A beat. ] And both eyes, as fun as it might be to match.
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Be safe. DO you have any idea how difficult it is to train up a new bedwarmer?
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[ He probably needed some training, particularly in the not-smothering-anyone department. But. ]
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[ All evidence and elbows in the ribs to the contrary. ]
I'll be safe. I'll keep in touch.
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