"Good, because I have to complain about Alistair to someone and everyone else is so thoroughly enamored with him or half certain we are secretly married that they either do not take me seriously, assure me that it is not all that terrible, or offer to duel him in my honor for cheating on me." Which is absurd for so many reasons he cannot even begin to list them.
"Apparently he is candy to the Dalish. I have never seen an entire clan decide 'oh, this shem is adorable and sarcastic, we must protect him!' like he is a small woodland creature. Yes, he is quite cute, but he is not a child. Except when he acts like a child. Which is often." He sags in his chair, dragging a hand down his face. "Cade- I am an assassin. I am one of THE most dangerous men in Antiva. I am rebuilding a guild of new assassins from the ground up to eliminate the Crows and what did I spend my day doing? Telling him to write an apology letter and mean it. The man is ridiculous. Why is this my life."
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Date: 2016-05-29 09:55 pm (UTC)"Apparently he is candy to the Dalish. I have never seen an entire clan decide 'oh, this shem is adorable and sarcastic, we must protect him!' like he is a small woodland creature. Yes, he is quite cute, but he is not a child. Except when he acts like a child. Which is often." He sags in his chair, dragging a hand down his face. "Cade- I am an assassin. I am one of THE most dangerous men in Antiva. I am rebuilding a guild of new assassins from the ground up to eliminate the Crows and what did I spend my day doing? Telling him to write an apology letter and mean it. The man is ridiculous. Why is this my life."