Uhh, no. You're much more handsome. His stubble is odd and his nose is nearly as bad as mine. [ That doesn't even begin to approach being true. ] And he's sort of preachy sometimes, which is meant to be my job. I voted to keep him though, I'm not—

[ He's not actually suggesting they murder Anders to appease the Inquisition. He just hadn't realized he'd be losing Leliana's goodwill, his permission to see Kieran, his weird homey arrangement with Zevran, and his blasted dog in the bargain. If he's pushed any further he's going to invent country music for Thedas and everyone will be sorry. ]

I'm only tired. He's safe with us. Relatively, anyway.