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Alistair (
byblow
) wrote
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ombranera
2016-03-01 03:57 am (UTC)
crystal, "tomorrow," as promised
I think it's
all
women.
And all men, come to think of it.
Except elves. I'm not sure why. Maybe they're so surprised I'm not violently oppressing them that it takes them longer to notice the rest of me—
[ He's doing it again. He stops. ]
I'm joking. It's because I'm adorable and elves have particularly good eyesight.
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crystal, "tomorrow," as promised
And all men, come to think of it.
Except elves. I'm not sure why. Maybe they're so surprised I'm not violently oppressing them that it takes them longer to notice the rest of me—
[ He's doing it again. He stops. ]
I'm joking. It's because I'm adorable and elves have particularly good eyesight.