Pfff. [ Alistair rolls his head back to look at Zevran as directly as he can at this angle, which is not very. There's still an attempt at skeptical eye contact, though. ] You could adopt one. And if you were half as nice to a child as you are to me, that would be enough.

[ Zevran's probably displayed as much affection in the last few months as Eamon did in the span of ten years, and that counts as a nice childhood in these parts. ]

I know you have other things to do. But you would be good at it.